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SIGHS

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FOOTSTEPS

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DOOR OPENS

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Oh, yeah

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She's an old-time ambassador

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Of sweet talking,
night walking games

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Oh and she's known in the
darkest clubs

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For pushing ahead of the dames

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If she says she can do it

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Then she can do it,
she don't make false claims

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But she's a queen and such a queen

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Such a laughter is sucked
in their brains

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Now she's leading him on

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And she'll lay him right down

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Yes, she's leading him on

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And she'll lay him right down

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But it could have been me

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Yes, it could have been me

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Why didn't I say?
Why didn't I say?

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No, no, no

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She's so swishy in her
satin and tat

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In her frock coat and
bipperty-bopperty hat

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Oh, God, I could do
better than that. 

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To Him I called

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He to my rescue came

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The hosts of God encamp around

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The dwellings... 

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Oh, hello.

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Of the just

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Deliverance He. 

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Dennis Albert Wilkins.

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Dennis.

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Den.

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Den was born in Bristol in 1944.

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He was the third of four children

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and was by all accounts,
"the quiet one."

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And Den's life was
a quiet one, too.

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School, the Scouts,

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that was just Den.

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Den joined in and played his part,
always...

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Dennis. It's Dennis,
it was never Den.

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Oh. I'm so sorry.

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It's fine, just Dennis, please.

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Of course.

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Dennis was apprenticed into

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the purchasing department
of Lewis'.

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MUFFLED LAUGHTER
He was only young,

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very soon he rose in the ranks.

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BELL TOLLS

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We meet in the name of Jesus Christ,

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who died and was raised by
the glory of God the Father...

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SIGHS

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TRICKLING

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Don't mind me.

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Oh, shit!

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Nothing I haven't seen before.

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Prostate.

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I have to go every 20 minutes,
what's your excuse?

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I can't do the grave bit.

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The soil hitting the lid.

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Give me cremation any day.
HE CHUCKLES

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It's good to see you, Ken.

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How long has it been?

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Must be, what, 15, 20 even. Don't.

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You know those things aren't good
for you?

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These? Mm-hm.

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That's what I've read.

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On the bright side,
the pub looks decent.

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Ahh...

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Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

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Tea?

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Gin and tonic, please.

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Tanqueray, Hendrick's, Sipsmith?

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Pipehouse, Hayman's, Victory?

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Just...a large one.

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And for you, sir? Er, orange juice,
please, thank you.

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Oh, no, you don't!
HE LAUGHS

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Tom. Two pints of your
best bitter, please.

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Oh, no-no-no-no, I...

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Well, how often do we all
get together? Not often.

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Never is how often.
This could easily be the last time.

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Don't say that!

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We're going to give him
a proper send-off.

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Two scotches with the pints,
and...another large gin there.

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TOM CHUCKLES

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When did you last see him?

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I'm ashamed to say. Years.

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Me, two weeks ago.

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How was he?

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It wasn't him by then.

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It was cancer cells
versus cancer drugs.

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They had to lift him to...wipe him.

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You could see his bones beneath
his skin.

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You wouldn't let your dog suffer
like that.

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If I get anywhere near that, please,
take me out the back and shoot me.

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What are friends for?
THEY LAUGH

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Hey, Ken could do it for all of us,

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with his SAS training.

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I wasn't SAS. Engineers.

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That's what you would say
if you were SAS.

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I mean, how did they let you in?
Captain America to the rescue.

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Ken's mum was as British as you are.

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I'm only teasing!

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Tom, what did our old mum used
to say?

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"If you can't say anything nice..."
"..don't say anything at all."

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World Snooker Final, 1980.

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Quickly, who played in that final?

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No, no, no, no. Ken?

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Uh... I don't know.

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Phil? Tom?
Alex "Hurricane" Higgins and...

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Cliff Thorburn.
Canadian, bushy moustache.

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Yes. Hmm?

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So what?

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Everybody remembers that final.
Bank Holiday Monday, newsflash.

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"We're interrupting this programme
to bring you breaking news."

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The Iranian Embassy siege.

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We're all glued to the snooker,

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you're taking out terrorists

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with your SAS mates.
HE CHUCKLES

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Or someone who looked very
like you.

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It's good to see you again, David.

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LAUGHTER
Thank you very much.

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DRUMMING ON TABLE

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The man indeed.

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Somebody get a picture of this
for posterity.

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David buying a round.

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No, to be serious,
just-just for one minute,

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could it be done?
Could we not help each other,

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when the time comes,
make a more elegant exit?

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You're not still on this, are you?

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Don't be so morbid.

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You'd need a really good pre-med.
Get properly mellow.

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David could prescribe it.

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I wrote my last prescription
a decade ago.

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But why not? Really?

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Because you'd never get away
with it, that's why not.

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"Old person dies."
Not exactly headline news.

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People get away with it every day.

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I could take you now to the houses
of people who got away with it.

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Oh, that was then.
I mean, with respect,

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the forensics these days,
it's moved on since your day, Phil.

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Oh, yes, the beautiful pathologist
deduces the whole thing from

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a molecule. You watch too much TV.

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We do watch a lot of television.

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Well, you do, Marion.
Speak for yourself.

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Detectives. True crimes.
Anything with a psychopath.

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Oh, what about mobile phones? CCTV?

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So do it where there's no CCTV.

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All the forensics in the world
can do nothing with

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a truly random act.

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37 years of policing taught me that.

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But it would still have to be done.

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You know, done-done. Ken?

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Great. Ken can bump us off.

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Phil can cover it up. Sorted.

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THEY LAUGH

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MUSIC: The Air That I Breathe
by The Hollies

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INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
LAUGHTER

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ALL: All I need is the air that
I bre-e-e-e-athe! 

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BELL RINGS

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BARMAID: Time, ladies and gents,
please. That's time.

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We're residents,
doesn't apply to us.

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Give me your tie, David.

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Ken. What?

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Ties, gentlemen, please.

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I asked how the pub got its name.

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The True Lover's Knot.

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Legend has it that the landlord's
daughter fell in love

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with a shepherd boy. Ah.

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The landlord was dead against it,

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he said it could never be.

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So the young couple,

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broken-hearted, hanged themselves...

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THEY GROAN

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..from a mulberry tree.

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They took their own lives
so they could be together, forever.

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Ah. Romantic, isn't it?
The True Lover's Knot.

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It means love,
faithful even beyond death.

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We all have to promise.

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Give me your hands.

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You need hands to hold. 

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You're drunk, David!

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And you're ugly, Marion,
but in the morning I'll be sober.

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David! It's Churchill!
I'm quoting Winston Churchill.

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We all need to promise.

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To swear, that if the call comes,

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if any of us need it,
we'll step up.

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Help each other across
the threshold.

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We'll do it out of love.

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True love!

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True love!

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True love! ALL: True love.

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LAUGHTER

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Ooh. Mind your head, everyone. Oh!

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HE HUMS

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Goodnight, Phil.

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Goodnight, Marion.

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Night, Ken. Goodnight!

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You coming in for a nightcap?

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You have a minibar?
I don't have a minibar.

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I don't have a minibar.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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I don't know, Phil.

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What don't you know?

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I might have to sleep on
the floor if you don't have

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an orthopaedic mattress.

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I don't care where you sleep.

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I've lost my room key.

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To be honest I think I've had
too much to drink.

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Oh, found it!
HE LAUGHS

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Oh, dear!

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DOOR OPENS, CLOSES

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Goodnight, Ken.

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Night, Phil.

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BIRDS CHIRP

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SHEEP BLEAT

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SIGHS

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Oh, Christ!

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I pulled into Nazareth

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I was feelin' 'bout a
half past dead

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I just need some place

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Where I can lay my head

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Hey, mister, can you tell me

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Where a girl might find a bed? 
POLICE SIREN

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Oh, shit.

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And no was all he said

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Take a load off, Fannie

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Take a load for free

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Take a load off, Fannie

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Then hey-yeah-yeah

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Put the weight on me. 

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Oh.

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Good morning.

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Morning, madam. Trouble taking off?

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Was I maybe going too, er, fast?

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Sorry, I've got to get back
to see my grandchildren.

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Hmm, had you been
celebrating something?

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We buried an old friend yesterday.

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I'm sorry.

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Thank you.

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You maybe had something to drink?

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This morning? Not so much as
a cup of coffee.

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And last night?

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Yeah, just one long... Keep blowing.

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Keep...blowing. Keep blowing.

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I'm 72. Don't have much breath left.

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Didn't get it. It needs to reset.

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You're Dorset Police? Mm-hm.

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How's Ed Cavender?
Still Chief Constable?

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A bit before my time.

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Kate Wilkins?

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She must be pretty senior there now.

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Ready for you.

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Look, you should never, ever

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Google yourself, but...

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..here.

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Well, take a look.

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Philippa Leach.

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Deputy Chief Constable,
Severn District, 1996-2009.

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First woman to make that rank.

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Should have been Chief
but the boys' club kept me out.

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I joined before
the Sex Discrimination Act.

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We weren't even allowed to drive
a Panda car.

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What's a Panda car?

266
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,480
How's this gonna play at the station?

267
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,040
Blue on blue?

268
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,080
OFFICER SCOFFS

269
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,040
Please?

270
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,800
Is there someone that can come
and get you?

271
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,360
Yes, absolutely!

272
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,600
But like now, cos they monitor our
movements. GPS.

273
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,000
Yes. Thank you.

274
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,240
Good call. Great call!

275
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,600
Just get on with it.

276
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,960
You're a life-saver.

277
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,760
I was halfway through
a full English.

278
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,800
We thought you were still in bed.

279
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,880
Couldn't face the postmortem.

280
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,480
Well, I've felt better.

281
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,400
Listen, I'm sorry about last night.

282
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,320
I, um...

283
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,640
..shouldn't have.

284
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,280
I was drunk. Obviously.

285
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,360
Well, I wasn't far behind you.

286
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,440
Well...

287
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,400
..don't leave it so long next time.

288
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,080
Where are you going?

289
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,480
Home.

290
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,040
You can't get back in the car.

291
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,800
Who's going to stop an old lady
driving within the speed limit?

292
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,120
I can't let you do that.

293
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:50,440
Bacon roll, cup of tea
and you're on your way.

294
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,640
Non-negotiable.

295
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:05,400
I haven't had one of these
since...John Major.

296
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,680
HE LAUGHS

297
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,240
That's Albert, he's six.

298
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,880
That's Alex, Alexandra,
she's just nine.

299
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,640
Those old names are coming
back, huh?

300
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,080
You got any of these creatures yet?

301
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,000
I've got one on the way.

302
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,120
My son's wife is expecting.

303
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,800
Lovely for you.

304
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,800
I'm not really in their lives.

305
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,960
I send gifts, though.

306
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,760
You can always reset.

307
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,600
It's never too late.
HE LAUGHS WEAKLY

308
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,920
You've got something on your, um...

309
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,240
Here.

310
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,280
See you at the next funeral.

311
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,920
Unless it's yours.

312
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,160
Or yours.

313
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,600
Hi!

314
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,480
Hiya. I'm in here.

315
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,240
How were the kids?

316
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,400
They were great. They missed you.

317
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,920
Oh, you little minx!

318
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,880
Got you something.

319
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,920
Have I been good
or have you been bad?

320
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,880
Both. We had far too much to drink.

321
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,800
How was the funeral?

322
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,080
He was dead, we buried him.

323
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,840
Who was there?

324
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:32,040
David and Marion. Tom. The old gang.

325
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,640
Ken Holding?

326
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:38,000
Mm-hm. He was.

327
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,880
Marion's getting increasingly vague.

328
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,600
She's always been vague.

329
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:48,240
Sorry, in the middle of
a rather spicy hand.

330
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,120
Who are you playing with?

331
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,520
Marcia from Albuquerque.

332
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,560
She rides roughshod
over conventions.

333
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,120
Oh, that's outrageous!

334
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,120
She always does this.

335
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:10,080
Hi, er, Barbara. There he is!

336
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,600
Monty boy! How was he?

337
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,480
Good as gold.

338
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,720
Can I have him
when you pop your clogs?

339
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,920
KEN CHUCKLES
Well, if I go first.

340
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,600
You will. Women go on forever.

341
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,640
Right.

342
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,160
Erm...thank you.

343
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,080
Any time. And not just Monty.

344
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,400
You know where I am.

345
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,880
Two bedrooms, a conservatory.
Oh, it's got a garage.

346
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,360
Hmm.

347
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,600
I'll get that.
No, can we just stay with this,

348
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:57,800
while we're all here.

349
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,560
Look, this one's nice.

350
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,840
A bungalow is a bungalow.

351
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,560
Well, what more do we actually need
at our age?

352
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,280
Need? I like this house.

353
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,280
Us downsizing is the best chance
for Kate

354
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,800
to get back on the property ladder.

355
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,440
While we slide down it.

356
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,560
Yeah, it's not for me, Mum,
it's for the kids.

357
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,480
So? Maybe give the marriage
another go.

358
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,080
Isn't that what we did?

359
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,440
Is it?

360
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,600
Apart from blasting into space,

361
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,920
divorce is the most expensive thing
you can do.

362
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,840
Yeah, we've been through this, Mum.

363
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,760
Everybody knows.
It goes bungalow, hospice...

364
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,640
..crematorium.

365
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,040
I'm going to get the post.

366
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,120
Oh, God.

367
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,920
GASPS

368
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,640
Do you think I could have a glance
at the post before you bin it?

369
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,880
It's all junk.

370
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,080
I ordered this river
cruising brochure.

371
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,240
We all know what you're doing out
here, it's not a secret.

372
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,240
Maybe let me do it, then?

373
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,760
It's bad for you.

374
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,960
What possible difference can it make
at this point?

375
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,280
Well, because we love you

376
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,480
and we want you around
for as long as possible.

377
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,160
Will you come back in
and look at bungalows?

378
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,080
I've made some coffee.

379
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,000
So, what do you think?

380
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,600
Dementia? Heart disease?

381
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,080
It's got to be the big C,
hasn't it?

382
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,640
Fiver says dementia.

383
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,960
He's not seriously...?

384
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,160
We just can't play God.

385
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,200
Only God gets to play God.

386
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,360
Just a pity he isn't better at it.

387
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,880
Oh, Jesus.

388
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:50,200
The banal facts are
I've had a diagnosis.

389
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,920
Lymph. Liver. Pancreas.

390
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,560
"The full English,"
one of the doctors called it.

391
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,400
We laughed.

392
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,120
I'm so sorry, Tom.

393
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,440
Don't be!

394
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,800
If you'd told me
when we were kids that at 75

395
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,520
I'd be living by the sea,
sailing every week,

396
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,960
I'd have shaken your hand there
and then.

397
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,480
Wouldn't you, Ken?

398
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,760
I would.

399
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,280
I've been very lucky.

400
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,720
I just need to avoid
the wretched denouement.

401
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,280
Hospital. Hospice. No thanks.

402
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,880
What about...Switzerland?

403
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,200
A Zurich suburb
surrounded by strangers?

404
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,440
When it could be friends.

405
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,920
Do you think you might be
rushing things?

406
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:44,160
I've got a month or two left,
and that's it.

407
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,400
Well, I'm not talking about a cure

408
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:50,280
but palliative care's
so much better these days.

409
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,560
I won't go like Dennis!

410
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,240
I just can't do that.

411
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,800
So...help me.

412
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,520
Tom.

413
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,960
We can't.

414
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,960
It's a lot to ask. I do know that.

415
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,280
But I also know you can do it.

416
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,480
You two could do anything.

417
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,760
And I...I promise to be
good for you.

418
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,920
I was even hoping
it might be...elegant.

419
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,440
Beautiful even.

420
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,800
There's no-one I'd rather be with.

421
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,120
You're my oldest friends.

422
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,880
Tom, I'm sorry.

423
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,560
I don't want your pity!

424
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,520
I want your help.

425
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,760
Truelove...

426
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,960
Truelove!

427
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,960
It was late. We were drinking.

428
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,680
It's...something you say.

429
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,240
TOM SLAMS TABLE
Blast it!

430
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,840
Tom! Lovely seeing you as ever.

431
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,680
Tom. Keep in touch.

432
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,000
Tom, wait!

433
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,480
KEN SIGHS

434
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,480
See you, then.

435
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:27,960
When?

436
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,760
Down here I guess, when Tom...

437
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,720
Call me.

438
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,880
I will. No, you won't.

439
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,560
You don't have to wait
for someone to die, you know.

440
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,640
You can just...call me.

441
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,200
A bet's a bet.

442
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,560
TYRES SCREECH

443
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,280
CHUCKLES

444
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,800
Love calls like the wild birds

445
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,240
It's another day

446
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,080
A spring wind blew my list of

447
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,400
Things to do away

448
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,840
My friends are getting older

449
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,040
So I guess I must be too

450
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,720
Without their loving kindness

451
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,240
I don't know what I'd do

452
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,240
Oh, the wine bottle's half empty

453
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,840
The money's all spent

454
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,840
And we're a cross between
our parents

455
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,880
And hippies in a tent

456
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,520
Love calls like the wild birds

457
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,920
It's another day

458
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:18,680
A spring wind blew my list of
things to do...

459
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,080
..away. 

460
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,160
MICROWAVE HUMS

461
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,880
DOG WHINES,
MICROWAVE PINGS

462
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,760
ROPE CREAKS

463
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,800
�6 an hour in a hospital car park!

464
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,440
Sorry.

465
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,200
Oh, hi.

466
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,120
How is he?

467
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,040
Well...

468
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,520
VOICE BREAKING: ..not good.

469
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,120
It's all right. Sorry!

470
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,960
Come on, let's get you a cup of tea.
OK.

471
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,480
Not good.

472
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,680
Ready for this?

473
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,160
No.

474
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,920
You look dapper!

475
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,800
Very Noel Coward.

476
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,000
The cravat was Marion's idea.

477
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,960
How are you?

478
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,200
Never better. Absolutely tiptop.

479
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,040
I'm on suicide watch

480
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,200
and "do not resuscitate."

481
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,200
GIGGLES
The little ironies.

482
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,600
KNOCK ON DOOR
That's Janice.

483
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,520
My counsellor.

484
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,760
We have to have a session every day.

485
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,960
Janice tells me I won't get
the rainbow without the rain.

486
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,480
I'm sure there'll be many,
many other gems like that.

487
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,880
Tom... Please, Phil, Ken.

488
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,440
All I'm saying is walk it through
with me.

489
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,480
I've got it all planned out.

490
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:34,240
We'll do it out on the boat,
Bristol Channel.

491
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,160
Come down for a recce.

492
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,360
A dress rehearsal.

493
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,960
Only if you're completely happy
with everything.

494
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,680
Only then.

495
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,000
Please!

496
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,560
If you ever loved me.

497
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,400
You're not thinking about this?

498
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,360
How can you not?

499
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,000
You saw him.

500
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,000
Just theoretically.

501
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,720
I spent my working life looking for

502
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,760
the traces people leave behind
when they do things.

503
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,920
Could I do something...

504
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,720
..and leave no trace?

505
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,520
Could you?

506
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,040
There's no CCTV at sea.

507
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,120
But...say I can do my bit,

508
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,640
the thing itself would still have
to be...

509
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,160
..done.

510
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,320
Could you do that?

511
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,040
Have you?

512
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,640
As a soldier.

513
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,960
A long time ago.

514
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,960
We're not talking about this.

515
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,400
Course not.

516
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:11,880
But...what's the harm in just
walking it through for him?

517
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,480
Day on the water.

518
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:22,800
Old friends just...being old friends.

519
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,560
I'll see you later. Good luck.

520
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,160
Might be a bit late if we get
through to the final.

521
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,360
Play well. What are you doing?

522
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,560
Hair appointment. Oh, lovely.

523
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,280
Bye.
DOOR CLOSES

524
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,320
You look the part.

525
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,680
We said dress rehearsal, Ken.

526
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,480
So, we'll meet here,

527
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,000
a couple of miles out from shore

528
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,000
but still well shy
of shipping lanes.

529
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,880
How are you with coordinates?

530
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,000
Fine on land.

531
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,720
Exactly the same at sea.
Here are the keys.

532
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,560
The mooring number's on them.
I've checked it,

533
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,920
filled the tanks,
everything's shipshape.

534
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,160
Whose boat is it?

535
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,440
An old friend's.
He won't be using it.

536
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,240
Can we be sure of that?

537
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,640
He's been in a care home
for the past four years.

538
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,720
I look after his boat.

539
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,160
Obviously, come the day
we'll meet here

540
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,200
but today's more relaxed.

541
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,360
I've got the picnic packed.
THEY LAUGH

542
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:06,360
You don't have any allergies,
do you? Haven't gone vegan on me?

543
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,120
Omnivore. Same.

544
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,920
We're very lucky.

545
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,440
It's a perfect day.

546
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,160
This is it.

547
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,840
Permission to come aboard.

548
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,320
Permission granted!

549
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,880
Would you venture a Scotch egg?

550
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,040
KEN LAUGHS

551
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,960
And now, for an old seadog's trick.

552
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,480
Oh!

553
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,840
THEY LAUGH

554
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,960
The perfect temperature.

555
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,200
There you go.

556
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,120
A toast.

557
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,720
Truelove.

558
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,280
Truelove.

559
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,440
Couldn't be more perfect.

560
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,240
Couldn't be happier.

561
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,280
Still beautiful, the old place.

562
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,600
"This precious stone...

563
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,760
"..set in the silver sea."

564
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,240
Anybody?

565
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,600
John of Gaunt. Richard II.

566
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,360
Very good.

567
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:30,040
"This blessed plot, this earth,
this realm, this England."

568
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,600
English A-level. 1968.

569
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,000
What did you get?

570
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,360
An A. Of course you did.

571
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,160
Look at you two.

572
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,360
You really ought
to have been together, you know.

573
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,000
Oh, stop, Tom.

574
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,600
Embarrassing, isn't it? The truth.

575
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,800
Still should be.

576
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,880
Still could be.

577
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,520
Well, I've said my piece.

578
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,960
Let's show you how this is done.

579
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:09,920
You drop the sail like this,
there, and you tie the boom.

580
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,640
Now, for a bit of insurance,

581
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:19,000
I'd say a round turn
and two half hitches should suffice.

582
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,280
Could you be so... Please.

583
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,880
TOM PANTS

584
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,560
A little tighter, that's it.

585
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,920
Now we open the seacocks.

586
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,920
Tom... Sometimes
they're a little stiff, these.

587
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,720
Tom, no, no.
You don't need to do that.

588
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,680
Then we say farewell.
So come here, both of you.

589
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:37,960
The water, Tom!

590
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,160
I'm ready now. Do it now. Please.

591
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,160
It's the recce, Tom.
The dress rehearsal.

592
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,520
No, it's not.
This is it. It is the real thing.

593
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,840
No, no, no. Everything's gone
perfectly, hasn't it?

594
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,480
Tom, just wait. If you don't
do it now, you never will!

595
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,760
We will. We'll take it back,
we'll iron some things out.

596
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,160
For Christ's sake, Ken!

597
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,920
I don't care how,
just do it quickly.

598
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,560
We promise you that we will.

599
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,960
This, is it. This is
what we've been planning for.

600
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,040
Please, Ken. Phil, please.

601
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,640
Truelove. Truelove!

602
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,560
Thank you. Thank you, both.

603
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:37,520
Yes. It's OK. It's OK.

604
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,920
TOM GASPS

605
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,800
KEN PANTS

606
00:42:11,850 --> 00:42:16,400
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